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starting 15th June, 2003

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Why did the dog go to the vets?
Because he was feeling pawly!


Why was the dog wearing under pants?

answer:  he wanted to be the under dog.
Casey aged 10




Samantha aged 12

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
answer: wire-haired terriers!

Which dog has the long hair and never ever spends any money

answer: an old English cheap dog!

Why did the Basset hound bury his bone in the yard?

answer: because he was too short to put his bone up the tree!


I have a dog with no nose.  How dose he smell?  Terrible!!!


a man was telling his friend about how his cat could serf the net and his friend goes "he is a darn smart cat isn't he" and the man replies "not really, it took the dog 6 months to teach him"
  Fetch Dog 8 Dog Munching  Cat Vs Mouse



What would you get if you crossed a dog with a frog?

A croaker spaniel.

Why was the abominable snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

Why did the skeleton run up a tree?

Because a dog was after its bones.

What did Dr. Frankenstein get  when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?

I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.



girl: my dog is a real watch dog
boy: how do you know?
girl: because my house got robbed last night and he watched it
boy: my dog went missing the other day and i was going to put up some missing signs but i didn't work
girl: why?
boy: because my dog can't read


Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickenís day off!

Cassie aged 8

What kind of weather do dogs hate the most?

When its raining cats and dogs!


Why did the chicken cross the road?  To show his girlfriend he's not a chicken!!!

Anastasia aged 8

What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing Dalmatian.

What did the dog say to the horse?

Why the long face?

Erin 11

A man went into a pet shop.  "Do you have any dogs going cheap?" "No, Sir," said the shop-keeper.  "All ours go 'bow-wow'."

Samantha aged 11

How does a dog stop the VCR?  He hits the 'PAWS' button!

Krystle G. aged 10

A robber was walking through a house one very dark  night.  He walked over to the china cabinet and was reaching for the silver when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you!"  He wheeled around, but found no one.  He turned back to the cabinet.  Again, he heard the same voice say "Jesus is watching you!"  This time, he shone his flashlight around the room, and he saw a parrot.  "Oh!" he said. " was that you?" "yes." said the parrot.  " And what's your name?" said the robber.  "Moses" the parrot replied.  "Moses?  What kind of person would name a parrot 'Moses'?"  The robber said with a hint of sarcasm.  " The same kind of people who named the Pit Bull Jesus!"

A dog was walking down the street one day when he passed a store with a HELP WANTED sign in the window.  The dog walked into the store and told the manager that he wanted the job.  The manager said, "Great!  You have to be able to type well, you have to know computer programming, and you have to be bilingual."  The dog sat down at a computer and typed a two page document in under five minutes. 
     "Wow!" said the manager, "Can you write computer programs?"
     The dog turned back to the computer and successfully wrote a complicated program.
     "That's great," said the manager, "but you have to be bilingual, too."
     The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."

both by Shanna aged 11

Bill:  Did you hear about the cross-eyed dog who chased a cat until it climbed out of reach?

Will:  No.  What happened?

Bill:  The dog ended up barking up the wrong tree!

Kessha aged 11

Why was the dog so itchy?  Because he was so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a flea!

What do you call a 747 puppy?  A jet pet!

What is the main ingredient in dog biscuits?  Collie-flour!

Alycia aged 9

What do you get if you cross a German Shepherd with a cuckoo clock?  A watch dog!

Ben aged 8

When is a shaggy dog most likely to enter a house?  When the door is left open!

Aaron aged 13

Why do fleas never get cold?  Because they're always in fur coats!

What do you call a dog that's a spy ?  A seeing eye dog!

Tess aged 7

What looks like a dog, has spots, and snickers?  A laughing hyena with a poor sense of humour!

Matthew aged 11

What kind of dog says, "Meow"?  A police dog in disguise!  (My favourite!)

Lisa aged ?

What do you get if cross a sheepdog with a bunch of daisies?  Collie-flowers!

Samantha aged 10

What do you get if you mixed a sheepdog and a jelly?  Collie-wobbles!

Why was the dog itchy?  'Cause he just got back from the flea market.

by Hedgie


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