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starting 15th June, 2003
the dog go to the vets?
Because he was feeling pawly!
Why was the dog wearing under pants?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WHO CHASES HIS TAIL?
Samantha aged 12
Which dog has the long hair and never ever spends any money
Why did the Basset hound bury his bone in the yard?
I have a dog with no nose. How dose he smell? Terrible!!!
you get if you crossed a dog with a frog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why was the abominable snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after its bones.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because it was the chickenís day off!
Cassie aged 8
What kind of weather do dogs hate the most?
Anastasia aged 8
and white and red all over?
A blushing Dalmatian.
What did the dog say to the horse?
Why the long face?
A man went into a pet shop. "Do you have any dogs going cheap?" "No, Sir," said the shop-keeper. "All ours go 'bow-wow'."
Samantha aged 11
How does a dog stop the VCR? He hits the 'PAWS' button!
Krystle G. aged 10
both by Shanna aged 11
Bill: Did you hear about the cross-eyed dog who chased a cat until it climbed out of reach?
Will: No. What happened?
Bill: The dog ended up barking up the wrong tree!
Kessha aged 11
Why was the dog so itchy? Because he was so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a flea!
What do you call a 747 puppy? A jet pet!
What is the main ingredient in dog biscuits? Collie-flour!
Alycia aged 9
What do you get if you cross a German Shepherd with a cuckoo clock? A watch dog!
Ben aged 8
When is a shaggy dog most likely to enter a house? When the door is left open!
Aaron aged 13
Why do fleas never get cold? Because they're always in fur coats!
What do you call a dog that's a spy ? A seeing eye dog!
Tess aged 7
What looks like a dog, has spots, and snickers? A laughing hyena with a poor sense of humour!
Matthew aged 11
What kind of dog says, "Meow"? A police dog in disguise! (My favourite!)
Lisa aged ?
What do you get if cross a sheepdog with a bunch of daisies? Collie-flowers!
Samantha aged 10
What do you get if you mixed a sheepdog and a jelly? Collie-wobbles!
Why was the dog itchy? 'Cause he just got back from the flea market.
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