How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever ~ The sun is shining, the day is young, and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie ~ Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund ~ You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler ~ Make me.
Lab ~ Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd ~ I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Maltese ~ Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier ~ I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle ~ I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel ~ Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman ~ While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer ~ Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
Chihuahua ~ Yo quiero Taco Bulb
Irish Wolfhound ~ Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
Pointer ~ I see it, there it is. There it is, right there ...
Greyhound ~ It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd ~ First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog ~ Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Hound Dog ~ ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z....z....z...
CAT ~ Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...