How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


Golden Retriever ~ The sun is shining, the day is young, and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
 
 
 
Border Collie ~ Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
 
 
 
Dachshund ~ You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
 
 
 
Rottweiler ~ Make me.
 
 
 
Lab ~ Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
 
 
 
German Shepherd ~ I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
 
 
 
Maltese ~ Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
 
 
 
Jack Russell Terrier ~ I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
 
 
 
Poodle ~ I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
 
 
 
Cocker Spaniel ~ Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
 
 
 
Doberman ~ While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
 
 
 
Boxer ~ Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
 
 
 
Chihuahua ~ Yo quiero Taco Bulb
 
 
 
Irish Wolfhound ~ Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...
 
 
 
Pointer ~ I see it, there it is. There it is, right there ...
 
 
 
Greyhound ~ It isn't moving. Who cares?
 
 
 
Australian Shepherd ~ First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
 
 
 
Old English Sheep Dog ~ Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
 
 
 
Hound Dog ~ ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z....z....z...
 
 
 
CAT ~ Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
 
 
 
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...
 
 

 

 

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